Silverdale Boarding School For The Gifted II

Josh turned back and nudged Alex. As tough as his day had been, it didn't give him the right to just go to sleep whenever things got boring. If he was just going to sleep through the journey then he might as well have given Josh the window seat.

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Saphira turned to Maya and shrugged.
"They can't see anything nearby which means it must be further on. I hope we stop for lunch."

"Uh-huh," She felt her own stomach begin to rumble. With a sigh she leant against the window trying to think of anything positive about the camping trip, she would have been more at ease if she had actually known where they were going.

"Ouch!" Maya screams as her head impacts against the seat infront.

"Lunch," A teacher stands up, "Now remember you are representing the school on this trip so I don't want any poor behaviour," The teacher leaves the bus.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO LIVVY?!?!?!?!?!

WHAT!?!

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" the teacher went flying as an eruption of students trampled over him and stormed off of the bus. Josh turned to Alex and shook his shoulder lightly.
"It's lunch time. Wake up."
"AAAAGH!" Alex woke up suddenly, hitting out and punching Josh in the face. "I'M SO HOT. I'M ON FIRE!" he bellowed, as he took off his seatbelt and stampeded off of the bus leaving Josh rubbing his nose.

OOC: MWU HA HA HA I'M BAAAAAAAAACK on the very slow and laggy family computer, I didn't want to get too far behind and I was ripping my hair out without the internet. This is basically to fill in the plot hole of where the hell my other characters are, I'll take Carter back when that damn email worm gives me my laptop back *cries*.

BIC:
Katia and Lance were sitting together near the back of the bus watching the scene before them.
"I have to admit that your cousin is being extremely annoying" Kat sighed, she seemed to have slipped onto the bus unnoticed which she was quite pleased about, she blamed her blending in skills on her toned down style today. Knowing that she was going to be traveling today she opted for some dark skinny jeans and a long sleeved, black and white striped shirt, she had also messily tied her hair up and didn't bother putting any make-up on that morning.
"Hm? Did you say something?" The short boy next to her asked in monotone "Sorry, whenever you open your mouth all I hear is this low droning noise, it is quite depressing"
"I have that effect on a lot of people" Kat laughed "And you are quite cynical, I like you" She ruffled his hair, which he found irritating.
"Now you are being extremely annoying" He shoved her arm away but failed to hold back a slight smile.
Katia smirked at him "That's the point, munchkin"

OOC: Thank God you're back. Your characters confuse me too much and it's kinda difficult for me to follow their personality D:

Josh caught up with Alex and tackled him to the ground. They rolled around for a bit in the dirt before standing up and dusting themselves down.
"No homo?" Josh asked.
"Agreed."
"You left the gummy bear on the bus you know."
"He'll be there when we return." Alex said as they finally took in their surroundings.

Little chef.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Maya jumped of the bus and grinned, "OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD! When I was younger I used to collect the fuzzy felt they did here!" She jumped up and down, "OMIGOD!" She smiled and spun in little circles.

"They don't do that any more, weirdo," Tom stepped off the coach and patted his sister on the back.

"Wha-? They don-? I mean?" Maya stared at the ground, unmoving.

Saphira stared at the Little Chef sign and wondered why... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHYYYY?

She watched Maya have a felt seizure nearby and stared at her for a while before leaving her to her little felty world and following the teachers inside. She sat in the corner at a table for four and waited for other people to arrive.

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"May I take your order?"

Josh and Alex stared at the splattered menus blankly.
"What's bacon and eggs?" Alex asked.
"It's bacon served with fried eggs." she replied coldly.
"Okay, now tell us what it really is." Josh interrogated.

Maya stopped, stared at the restaurant, and blinked, "Seriously, why?" She turned to the teacher behind her, "This place is awful..."

"So are you kids but do we complain everyday?" The woman, Mrs Hunter, grunted at her and carried on, "Either get inside or don't eat, your choice Winter."

"Fine," Maya rolled her eyes and stood at the door of the coach, waiting for Jake, "Still in one piece I see."

"Barely, I thought she was gunna eat me or some- Aww, Little Chef?" He frowned and crossed his arms, walking inside without saying another word.

Alex and Josh sat in silence as they waited for their food. They turned around to see Saphira looking at them from the table behind. She smiled then looked away.
"I should probably sit with my girlfriend." Josh realised suddenly.
"Yeah, lets move tables."
"Waitress might get confused..."
"I don't know... I think she might remember my face after I tried to stab her with a fork."

"Do we have to?" Jake whined as they got to the door.
"Shut up woman," She elbowed him in the ribs, "I'm starving."
Jake looked at her, "You don't look it..." Maya stopped dead and gawped at him.
"Kidding, I was kidding!" He clarified.
"It was neither funny nor appropriate," She replied, "But okay!" She smiled brightly and skipped towards Saphira's table, she took a seat and watched Jake pull one up. Right before he sat down she focused and made it move backwards.
Too far.
The chair skidded at a much too high speed into an oncoming waitress.
"Don't try that again," She smiled and giggled at Jake on the floor.

The grumpy waitress shoved two plates of food in front of Alex and Josh. They smiled at her cheekily and she snorted and turned away. They looked down at the food and their noses wrinkled.
"What the fuck is this shit?"

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Saphira turned to Maya and twisted a piece of her between her fingers.
"I'm getting the mountain of meat." Josh raised his eyebrow at her.
"Anybody would think you'd be a vegetarian what with your love of animals and all." he pointed out.
"Nahhh, it's delicious."
"Doesn't it ever speak to you?" Alex asked as he stabbed a plastic looking egg. It squelched unconvincingly.
"Yeah actually..." she mutters thoughtfully. Maya suddenly brightened up.
"OOH I CAN HEAR LIVER SOMETIMES."

Everybody turned and looked at her like she was insane or something.
"Silly Maya and her liver voices." Josh whispered to Alex.

"What? I can!" Maya insisted, her eyes wide with panic; she turned to Jake for backup , who simply shook his head, "Great that I can count on you..."
"It's no problem," He grabbed the menu and scanned down the list.
Maya looked at him, "Aren't you gunna get a chair?"
"What after that?"
"Well you're not eating then..." Maya stood behind him and pushed him deep under the table, "Serves you right... So Saphira... You having anything else with your plate of meat?"

Saphira who had been daydreaming looked at her suddenly.
"Meeeeaaaat..."

Alex, in an attempt to make conversation and distract himself from all of his problems, looked up at her and asked;
"So what does meat say?"
"It varies." she responds.

The grouchy waitress appeared and they began to order their food.

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Alexa sat on a rickety chair opposite Danny and smiled shyly.
"I think I'm going to have a sandwich. The cooked meals look pretty gross.

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Leon walked into the 'restaurant' and looked around. The majority of the seats were filled up due to it being full with half a school's worth of students. Suddenly he spotted Lance sat alone and hopped ino the seat opposite him.
"Hey Lance. I'm Leon and I was lonely so I came to sit with you." he introduced himself shyly.

Tom breezed into the crowded restaurant, bursting with Silverdale pupils and walked straight towards the kitchen almost entirely unnoticed and certainly not cared about, "Tom!" Catherine hissed, "Where are you going?" She watched him go through a door into the bustling kitchen.

"To have some fun!" Tom smiled, "Oh come on lighten up. This place is dump, needs a bit of life in it."

He snapped his fingers and shifted the perception around himself and Catherine, for all intents and purposes invisible.

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"That's so weird," Maya commented giving Saphira a strange look, "Seriously, ew."

"I kn-" Jake began under the table only to recieve a sharp kick under the table from Maya, "Come on abused on the bus and abused here. What does a-" Maya kicked him again.

"Until you appologise you're not coming up from there..."

"What-"
"But-"
"Owww-"

The waitress arrived and Saphira seemed to snap out of her meat trance.

"Um... Just... Ham sandwich for me please," Maya smiled.

"I'll have-"

"Excuse me... Are you really really sure this is bacon?" Alex complained. The waitress glared at him darkly. "Okay, right yeah. I thought it was Shrek's penis or something but I guess I must be mistaken..." he admitted, looking down and deciding to be quiet.

Maya snorted, "Do you like green eggs and ham?" She turned to Saphira.

"I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam-I-Am," Alex nodded glumly.

"I do not like them in a box, I do not like them with a fox, I do no-"

"Shut up Jake, no one asked you..."

"Did you even order me any food?" Jake whined, clutching his stomach where he had been kicked repeatedly.

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Tom buzzed around the kitchen, "Order of meaaaat!" A chef called through. He grinned and winked at Catherine before grabbing as much quorn and vegetarian alternative as he could find and piling it on.

"Order of meat," He said to the waitress as he passed her the plate.

"Are you even old enou-"

"You're wasting precious time, go!"

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"Food." The waitress dumped the plates down in monotone aiming to get away from the table as fast as possible.

"What is your meat saying?" Josh asked as he gave up trying to tease the bacon into his mouth. Saphira stared at it blankly then poked it with her fork.
"Nothing. At all."
"Not surprising. Nothing here is real meat." Alex pointed out glumly.
"Well normally the burgers complain and the sausages make innuendos." she said as she nibbled at a strange orange lump cautiously.

Maya choked on her own food, still slightly disappointed the food wasn't talking, "The sausages make innuendos? Like what?" She smirked and bit into her own ham sandwich and pulled a face, "It's not talking is it?" She said sadly.

"Is anyone going to feed me?" Jake complained, again.

'If he had any sense he'd teleport, it's not like I'm forcing him to stay there... Or maybe he likes it,' Maya thought to herself and shivered.

Josh suddenly kicked sharply.
"Saphira, you're not wearing a skirt are you?" Saphira suddenly yelped and kicked as well.
"PERV!"

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Leon leaned forward and stared into Lance's eyes. He reached onto his plate and picked up a sausage before licking it suggestively.
"Don't you just love a nice, juicy, plump, sausage?"

"What? No! I'm not a perv!" Jake tried to defend himself from the showering of abuse, "I'm not!"

"What about the wardrobe incident?" Maya kicked again, "That girl wasn't even dressed!"

"No, please no!"

"What are you doing?" Maya cried in alarm as Jake began to move beneath the table.

Leon slid the meat into his mouth and winked suggestively.

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Josh, bored of abusing Jack looked around to see if anybody had finished eating yet. It didn't look like they were going to be leaving anytime soon. He turned to Alex and tried to attempt a conversation.
"So... Sophie... You got her pregnant."
"Yes, I'm aware of that." Alex growled, staring at the greasy surface of the table as he pushed away his plate.
"So that means... You must have..." Josh continued.
"Must have what?" Alex questioned.
"Well you know..." Josh suddenly felt Saphira's eyes glaring at him.
"No... I don't." Alex responded.

Maya instantly stopped kicking her boyfriend and listened intently to the conversation, Jake seemed to have gone quiet too, he needed to keep his reputation of knowing everything and being everywhere.

Maya gawped as Alex just wasn't getting it, at all.

"Now whose the pervert?" Jake hissed at Maya.