Role playin' Jail

''your hopes are a little high arn't they'' Dolly said to chloe ''it's not like he can smuggle in a huge piece of plastic with a saw stuck on top''

They are learning fast thought Nikki even though asking for a chain saw was a bit extreme. After talking to them for a few moments he was called further down the corridor and strolled off, he was pretty good looking too.
"You got the money for that expensive machinery?" Nikki asked sarcastically. "He accepts two types of payment the first is cash" she informed everyone.
"Hey Miranda hows it going" Nikki yelled without turning her head, she had been too caught up with everyone else to really have a proper conversation with Miranda.

Chloe cackled and patted Dolly on the head.
"He can use his imagination. My hopes are actually quite low but hey! I still have two more bottles of the poison kind."

She turned back to the guard and smiled once more. "If you have trouble a very small one would do. For like bonsai trees or something!" she giggled again. Always laughing when she was in this mood she turned her back and she lay splayed out on her bed just laughing.
"As for money! I've had a long line of rich husbands. I think I'll be ok with my small fortune."

She could fight her way out or at least have some fun. She was just about here for life now so it didn't matter how many people she killed.

''so i guess that trying to get a chainsaw will be your main point of existance in this place'' dolly said
'and mine will probebly be to sit down and deal with the fact i got caught and maybe get a couple of dolls from my shop sent here'

Nikki remembered the day that she was brought in, everyone looked down at her like some child and nobody bothered to help her, she earnt a lesson that day, attack from the left not the right. When they had dragged her in and she was spitting, swearing and screaming like a wild animal she had attemptd to twist one of the guards arms behind his back unfortunatly she got the opposite side to the pepper spray. Everyone saw it which was probably why they thought she couldnt handle life behind bars. They were wrong, they were all long. Only 2 years she'd been here and already she knew every trick in the book to annoy and get what YOU want.

"It's fine, i don't mind." Ann watched as Nikki lit another cigarette.
"Just out of intrest... what's the second way of paying him?" Ann asked looking at the dodgy guard.

''hopefully Elli will be able to get some money for me'' dolly said ''either that or i'm stuffed and will probebly have to resort to stealing other peoples fags'' she looked over to nikki ''because i'm guessing you won't be willing to share, some sort of 'you're your own best friend' thing in here''

OOC:Elli=Dollys best friend

Nikki smirked at Ann secretly, hidden mostly by cigarette smoke. "Well if you dont know that maybe you shouldnt be inside; im sure you'll figure it out" she nodded and quickly put her cigarette out again as the door at the end of the corridor swung open and a rough looking guard came to the cell.
"Officer you seem to have missed a point shaving" she joked as she pointed at the man with scruffy stubble. "Oy none of the cheek you" he ordered pointing back at her.
"Time for work" he growled, Nikki rolled her eyes and casually strolled towards the cell door; he put his hand on her shoulder as she stepped outside of the cell and she stopped walking.
"You want to remove your hand before I report you for assault" she questioned without even turning to look at the man stood behind her. He didnt reply "Good" she said as she shrugged out of his grip the others would find out what jobs they had now.

"You! Out!" The officer grabbed Miranda's arm.
"Officer is that any way to treat a lady!" Miranda Protested.
"Less of the cheek, that laundry is waiting for you," He yelled in Miranda's face.
She folled Nikki and another police officer out of the door, the man grabbing her arm tightly all the way.
It's so much easier when they have the new ones or the very old ones on duty, though that hardly ever happens. thought Miranda.

Ann watched as more and more people were being taken away to work. She knew she was on lunch duty.
"Psst, Chloe!" Ann tried to grab Chloe's attention.
"I'm on lunch, can i borrow that bottle? I'll put it in the guards food." Ann grinned evily.

Chloe felt herself be grabbed and carried in a different direction.
"To the court for you!" snarled the guard and it wasn't long before she was stood in front of the judge.
"Bring in the evidence." A large poster and a chainsaw were carried in. "My god!"



"Creative don't you think?" She smiled cheekily and suddenly made a grab for the chainsaw. Yet before she could turn it on she was dragged back and the chainsaw was whisked away. She bit her lip and looked up at the judge angrily. There was no way she could get out of this one.
"Bring in the witnesses." called the judge and an old lady hobbled in. Little Mrs. Ratbag. Whom always knew what was going on and watched you through your curtains. The judge looked at a photograph she handed him and frowned.
"How do you plead?"
"Guilty." There was no point in lying this time.

''That was fast'' Said dolly, watching Chloe be dragged away to court ''good luck..''
'great...can't wait till mine'

Miranda shoved some of the officers dirty washing in the laundry.
"Would it hurt ya to use soap once in a while?"
"Less of the lip keep working!"
Miranda sighed and started to sort out the stuff in the tumble dryer.

While the guard was on the other side of the room an extremely good looking guy came up to Nikki with a red glow on his face. "Hey Nikki...would you...like to go out?" he asked hopefully. "Out what out of this place?, yeah sure tell me when you have a succesfull escape plan" she repled as she yanked her hair into a loose clip. "No...actually I meant will you be my girlfriend?"
"Nope" she replied harshly, the boy bit his lip lightly and walked away. She recieved a look of kind of shock from Miranda, "What?" she said casually oblivious to the problem before shifting a load of dirty jail uniforms.

Miranda ironed a pile of uniforms and folded them neatly.
Thanks to my, be good, stay in line lessons from mum i am actually trying to do this neatly.
"So anyway what are the new girls like?" Asked Miranda out of curiosity as she pulled a packet out of her pocket and slipped some itching powder into the officers uniforms.

"They seem okay...some of them have a lot to learn but nice girls I think" Nikki remarked. "Whoopsie" she commented sarcastically as she allowed the iron to burn at least 6 prints into a jail uniform.
"What do you think fo the new girls?" she answered, was it almost time for lunch? she was starving.

"I'm almost out of bars under my bed to carve threats into," Miranda knocked her drink 'accidentally' onto a white shirt. The thing was she spilt cherryade, and right near where the officers heart would be making a anice blood like stain,"The new girls do seem ok i'll probably talk to them at lunch."

Nikki tossed a load of skimpy underwear aside and began to wash a mix of mini skirts and tiny tops; some of which were hers. Her stomach grumbled loudly despite the fact that she had stuffed 2 chocolate bars down her throat before the others had showed up. Nikki piled a load of clothes onto the cart and began to deliver them, the laundry room was boiling so the freshish air was kind of refreshing.

Miranda followed Nikki with more of the washing.
"It's gotta be lunch time soon!" Miranda complained,"I'm regretting skipping breakfast."
The officers were following her, they never left any of them alone, well that's their job.

Nikki stopped in one of the room and noticed the guy who had asked her out earlier. "Will you think about it?" he asked
"No" she repleid and the room fell into silence, she jumped the towels while the guard stood at the door and paused on her way out "Quit staring at my ass" she called and as if on que the door shut between them.

Dolly was sitting on her bed throwing a power ball that she smuggled in against the wall and catching it again, creating a 'tap' 'snap' sound
'what do you do here until you get called for a job?' she thought sighing

"Thank you!" Miranda said sarcastically to the officer who had snatched his uniform.
"Stay in line!" Yelled the officer, obviously not liking being told what to do.

OOC: Skipped to lunch
BIC:
Ann turned around and looked at the que of people waiting for lunch. She was wearing a hair net. She had a strange uniform on that made her look like a chemist. She had un done the first few buttons to ahem... 'Customise' it.

Nikki watched as the girls queued to get a pile of slop, she was tired and as she stared blankly down at her tray it blurred to a green and brown splattered mush, it didnt actually look or taste much differant to what she was seeing and was mostly left overs. She smiled as she twirled a spoon in it and lifted it from the only edible looking item on the tray. The slop clung to the spoon and slowly dripped back to where it was from, the soup looked to be 99% water and she had no plans of putting it anywhere near her gob.

She couldnt wait to go back to the rooms so that she could get to the one bottle of diet coke that she had purchased the night before last. She was getting low on money and the luxuries like chocolate and fizzy drink would have to stop soon unless she didnt use money to get them but she had only done that a couple of times when she was desperate.

"Can't you feed us something different for a change!" Miranda yelled standing up, her chair squeking making a very high pitched noise.
"You!" The officer pointed,"Sit down and keep your voice down!"
"You'd be yelling if you had to eat this! In fact why don't you try some!" She replied yelling, flicking the slop on the end of the spoon to the officer.